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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,804th Highest Crime Rates: 3,142nd Largest Retail Industry: 3,666th
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Confusionland

Population756 million

CapitalCluelessville
LeaderKing of Questions

Currencyhuh
AnimalPlatypus

The Grand Clueless Nation of Confusionland is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King of Questions with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 756 million Confusionlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluelessville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Confusionlandian economy, worth 78.7 trillion huhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,121 huhs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Confusionland's border, King of Questions has just been declared ruler of Confusionland in an international press conference, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and Confusionlandians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Confusionland's national animal is the Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Confusionland is ranked 153,053rd in the world and 40th in The Norwegian Region Legion for Least Corrupt Governments, with 87.97 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,804thHighest Crime Rates: 3,142ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,666thFattest Citizens: 3,746thMost Armed: 5,163rdRudest Citizens: 5,972ndTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10,163rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,369thMost Avoided: 10,640thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,619thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,794th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, Confusionlandians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Confusionland lodged a message on the NRL Puppets Regional Message Board.
  • : Confusionland changed its national leader to "King of Questions".
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, King of Questions has just been declared ruler of Confusionland in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, refugees from other nations are flocking to Confusionland's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Confusionland.
  • : Confusionland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Confusionland lodged a message on the The Norwegian Region Legion Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.

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