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Rudest Citizens: 3,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,768th
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
The Empire Rises!
Kaiser Conikslander
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Conikslan

Population1.778 billion

CapitalConikslandria
LeaderKaiser Conikslander
FaithConikslanism

Currencypound
Animallion

The Empire of Conikslan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Conikslander with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.778 billion Conikslanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conikslandria. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Conikslanian economy, worth 284 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,913 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Conikslan, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conikslan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Conikslanism.

Conikslan is ranked 237,919th in the world and 920th in 10000 Islands for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14.7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,768thMost Developed: 7,368thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,604thLargest Retail Industry: 7,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,528thSmartest Citizens: 9,008thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,262ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,842ndMost Secular: 10,041stLargest Governments: 10,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,189thMost Inclusive: 11,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,523rdBest Weather: 11,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,996thHighest Average Incomes: 12,220thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,288thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,600thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,515thMost Influential: 13,582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,405thMost Cultured: 14,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,257th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conikslan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Conikslan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Conikslan's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Conikslan.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, the official Conikslanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.

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