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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 569thHighest Crime Rates: 1,120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,863rd
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Have faith on the Industry, despair on the Commies!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Conservadoria

Population953 million

CapitalMcCrudden Economic Estates

CurrencyCrudden
AnimalCorporate Porcupine

The United States of Conservadoria is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 953 million Conservadores are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCrudden Economic Estates. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservadore economy, worth 106 trillion Cruddens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,082 Cruddens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,011,660 per year while the poor average 1,509, a ratio of 670 to 1.

Weather reports simply advise Conservadores to 'look outside', according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Conservadoria's national animal is the Corporate Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conservadoria is ranked 106,351st in the world and 4,719th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 55.01 on the Human Development Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 569thHighest Crime Rates: 1,120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,863rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,867thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,268thFattest Citizens: 2,528thLargest Retail Industry: 2,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,675thMost Armed: 2,925thRudest Citizens: 3,913thMost Avoided: 4,222ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,467thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,689thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12,797thMost Secular: 12,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,029thMost Efficient Economies: 19,480thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,958th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 121st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 127th in the regionMost Armed: 128th in the regionFattest Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 204th in the regionMost Avoided: 216th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 276th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 298th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 408th in the regionMost Secular: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Conservadoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Conservadoria was refounded in Balder.
  • : Conservadoria ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Conservadoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Conservadoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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