by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 339th Highest Crime Rates: 1,256th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,993rd
The United States of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Have faith on the Industry, despair on the Commies!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population188 million

AnimalCorporate Porcupine

The United States of Conservadoria is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 188 million Conservadores are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservadore economy, worth 19.3 trillion Cruddens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,730 Cruddens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,728 per year while the poor average 3,180, a ratio of 255 to 1.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the Great Conservadore Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conservadoria's national animal is the Corporate Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conservadoria is ranked 50,104th in the world and 2,662nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,374.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 339thHighest Crime Rates: 1,256thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,993rdMost Armed: 2,132ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,192ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,581stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,685thFattest Citizens: 2,739thRudest Citizens: 2,990thMost Influential: 3,421stLargest Retail Industry: 3,731stMost Avoided: 4,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,155thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,017thMost Pro-Market: 6,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,611thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,380thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,467thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,689thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,481stMost Devout: 15,100thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,757th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 87th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 87th in the regionFattest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Avoided: 163rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 164th in the regionRudest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 198th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 256th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 284th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 302nd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 655th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 692nd in the regionMost Devout: 732nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 749th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 816th in the region

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