The United States of Conservadoria is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 188 million Conservadores are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Conservadore economy, worth 19.3 trillion Cruddens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,730 Cruddens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,728 per year while the poor average 3,180, a ratio of 255 to 1.
A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the Great Conservadore Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conservadoria's national animal is the Corporate Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Conservadoria, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Conservadoria, the Great Conservadore Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Conservadoria, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Conservadoria endorsed The Mechanised Space Empire of Juggernautilus.
- : Conservadoria endorsed The Holy Islamic Empire of Fararabistan.
- : Conservadoria endorsed The Federal Republic of Eriadni.
- : Conservadoria endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Elijaia.
- : Conservadoria endorsed The African Strand of Deerfenland.
- : Conservadoria endorsed The Federal Republic of Cvitak.
- : Following new legislation in Conservadoria, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
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