The Consxjos Unidos of Conservative Republic Of Huang is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.727 billion Huangians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sxattlx. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Huangnisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion Huangs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,745 Huangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Sxattlx, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Conservative Republic Of Huang's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conservative Republic Of Huang is ranked 245,207^th in the world and 1,054^th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.45 Whatever.