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Most Influential: 1,173rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,685th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,909th
The Democratic Union of
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Democracy will prevail
President Boleslaw
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Conservative State of Poland

Population3.482 billion

LeaderPresident Boleslaw

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Democratic Union of Conservative State of Poland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Boleslaw with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.482 billion Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 487 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,918 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 10,768th in the world and 495th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,384.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 1,173rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,685thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,909thTop
Most Developed: 8,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,516thLowest Crime Rates: 9,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,768thMost Cultured: 11,322ndSmartest Citizens: 12,104thLargest Governments: 13,034thMost Efficient Economies: 13,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,546thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,842ndMost Pacifist: 15,004thBest Weather: 15,892ndSafest: 16,075th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 254th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 422nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 465th in the regionMost Influential: 484th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 495th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495th in the regionMost Developed: 504th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 506th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionMost Cultured: 570th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 592nd in the regionLargest Governments: 627th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 654th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 685th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 694th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 733rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 736th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 774th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 803rd in the region

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