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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,546thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,554thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,975th
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Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Consolaland

Population446 million

CapitalBoom

CurrencyConsolaland Shilling
AnimalJaguar

The Emirate of Consolaland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 446 million Consolalanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The thriving Consolalander economy, worth 31.9 trillion Consolaland Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,634 Consolaland Shillings, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Consolalanders wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?", the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Boom River. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Consolaland's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Consolaland is ranked 190,594th in the world and 41st in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.09 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,546thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,554thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,975thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 18,361stMost Avoided: 22,130thMost Conservative: 23,093rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Consolaland's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Consolaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Consolaland changed its national nation type to "Emirate".
  • : Following new legislation in Consolaland, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Boom River.
  • : Following new legislation in Consolaland, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Consolaland, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Consolaland, Consolalanders wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Following new legislation in Consolaland, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Consolaland was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Consolaland changed its national capital to "Boom".

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