Population | 13.714 billion |
Capital | Rosilia |
Leader | Janet Schutzengel |
Faith | Sunlight Warriors |
Currency | Solidus |
Animal | Valkyrie |
The Republic of Constantinopolisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Janet Schutzengel with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.714 billion Constantinopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosilia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Constantinopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,118 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 373,247 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Constantinopolisia's national animal is the Valkyrie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunlight Warriors.
Constantinopolisia is ranked 5,083rd in the world and 75th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
- : Constantinopolisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Constantinopolisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the media seems excessively interested in what Janet Schutzengel is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.