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Most Cultured: 472ndMost Inclusive: 517thLargest Retail Industry: 576th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
For the sake of the fallen, we carry on
Janet Schutzengel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.171 billion

LeaderJanet Schutzengel
FaithSunlight Warriors


The Republic of Constantinopolisia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Janet Schutzengel with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.171 billion Constantinopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosilia. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Constantinopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 338,406 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Constantinopolisia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime is totally unknown. Constantinopolisia's national animal is the Valkyrie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunlight Warriors.

Constantinopolisia is ranked 245,827th in the world and 5,690th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 3.93 Whatever.

Most Cultured: 472ndMost Inclusive: 517thLargest Retail Industry: 576thMost Cheerful Citizens: 605thMost Devout: 608thLargest Publishing Industry: 609thMost Efficient Economies: 708thMost Scientifically Advanced: 713thNicest Citizens: 800thSmartest Citizens: 925thMost Compassionate Citizens: 968thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,038thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,111thHighest Average Incomes: 1,429thMost Developed: 1,494thMost Pacifist: 1,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,686thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,895thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,944thHealthiest Citizens: 1,976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,459thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,580thLargest Governments: 2,865thMost Influential: 2,904thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,214thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,096thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,136thRudest Citizens: 5,260thHighest Economic Output: 5,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,531stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,643rdSafest: 5,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,112thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,372ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,270thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,899thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,670thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,267thMost Stationary: 22,162nd
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 117th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionRudest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 184th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 307th in the regionMost Stationary: 315th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 387th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 471st in the regionNudest: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 534th in the regionMost Average: 552nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Constantinopolisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Constantinopolisia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Constantinopolisia.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.


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