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Highest Disposable Incomes: 358thMost Cultured: 378thLargest Publishing Industry: 385th
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
For the sake of the fallen, we carry on
Janet Schutzengel
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Constantinopolisia

Population13.714 billion

CapitalRosilia
LeaderJanet Schutzengel
FaithSunlight Warriors

CurrencySolidus
AnimalValkyrie

The Republic of Constantinopolisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Janet Schutzengel with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.714 billion Constantinopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosilia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Constantinopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,118 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 373,247 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Constantinopolisia's national animal is the Valkyrie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunlight Warriors.

Constantinopolisia is ranked 5,083rd in the world and 75th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.77 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 358thMost Cultured: 378thLargest Publishing Industry: 385thMost Devout: 513thHighest Food Quality: 514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 568thMost Inclusive: 662ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 693rdNicest Citizens: 738thLargest Retail Industry: 756thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 791stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 842ndSmartest Citizens: 933rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,366thHighest Average Incomes: 1,375thMost Pacifist: 1,457thHealthiest Citizens: 1,509thMost Developed: 1,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,697thMost Efficient Economies: 1,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,830thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,046thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,098thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,972ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,697thLargest Governments: 4,545thLowest Crime Rates: 5,083rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,352ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,851stRudest Citizens: 6,291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,920thMost Patriotic: 8,175thSafest: 8,499thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,556thMost Influential: 13,555thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,767thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,729thLargest Populations: 29,760thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30,029th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionMost Patriotic: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionSafest: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 208th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 321st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329th in the regionMost Influential: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 362nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 362nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • : Constantinopolisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Constantinopolisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the media seems excessively interested in what Janet Schutzengel is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.

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