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Largest Mining Sector: 512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,247th
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Controlitia WA

Population8.572 billion

CapitalSargobad WA
LeaderThe Tyrant's Puppet

CurrencyTear WA
AnimalCorpse WA

The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Tyrant's Puppet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.572 billion Contrae WA are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargobad WA. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantized WA economy, worth a remarkable 2,301 trillion Tear WAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,530 Tear WAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Controlitia WA's national animal is the Corpse WA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Controlitia WA is ranked 105,645th in the world and 2,771st in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 37.16 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Mining Sector: 512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,247thLargest Black Market: 1,379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,853rdMost Avoided: 1,952ndTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,641stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,645thHighest Average Incomes: 2,773rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,781stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,863rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,161stHighest Economic Output: 6,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,321stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,864thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,986thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,845thFattest Citizens: 8,968thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,909thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,981stLargest Governments: 12,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,561stMost Efficient Economies: 14,051stMost Devout: 14,408thLowest Crime Rates: 16,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,963rd
Largest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 56th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 178th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 241st in the regionFattest Citizens: 245th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 281st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 371st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionMost Devout: 402nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 425th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 437th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 497th in the region

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