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Most Advanced Public Transport: 103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 350thSafest: 372nd
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Conwy-Shire

Population8.233 billion

CapitalFoggy-Conwy Town
LeaderHRM King Andre XIII

CurrencyDucat
AnimalPoppysquatch

The Grand Union of Conwy-Shire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRM King Andre XIII with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.233 billion Conwyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foggy-Conwy Town. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Conwyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,815 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conwy-Shire's national animal is the Poppysquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conwy-Shire is ranked 239,828th in the world and 7,833rd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -27.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 350thSafest: 372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 409thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486thLargest Governments: 499thMost Developed: 609thMost Subsidized Industry: 616thLongest Average Lifespans: 691stHealthiest Citizens: 795thLowest Crime Rates: 816thMost Cultured: 852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,290thMost Efficient Economies: 1,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,482ndSmartest Citizens: 1,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,830thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,436thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,116thMost Inclusive: 4,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,861stHighest Economic Output: 8,398thNicest Citizens: 9,425thBest Weather: 10,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,783rdTop
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Most Secular: 16,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,666th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 357th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 404th in the regionNicest Citizens: 455th in the regionBest Weather: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 578th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, HRM King Andre XIII can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Conwy-Shire, high school bands practice by moonlight.

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