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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 97thLargest Retail Industry: 183rdMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Money and War first
John Doherty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cool game nation

Population7.709 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.709 billion Cool game nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,705 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 480,667 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,883,653 per year while the poor average 13,391, a ratio of 290 to 1.

Politicians live in luxury, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine John Doherty is punishable by death, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and it is written that repentant sinners are most blessed by John Doherty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 175,240th in the world and 9,100th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 66.13 Years.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 97thLargest Retail Industry: 183rdMost Subsidized Industry: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 325thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 339thHighest Average Incomes: 346thLargest Black Market: 419thMost Efficient Economies: 429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 685thMost Influential: 694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 711thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 886thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,000thMost Devout: 1,070thFattest Citizens: 1,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,141stRudest Citizens: 1,336thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,575thMost Armed: 1,702ndLargest Governments: 1,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,942ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,975thHighest Economic Output: 2,993rdSmartest Citizens: 3,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,577thMost Cultured: 4,231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,557thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,591stLowest Crime Rates: 5,708thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,799thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,940thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,267thMost Stationary: 13,458thMost Developed: 13,619thHighest Drug Use: 19,893rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 186th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 283rd in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 315th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 585th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 607th in the regionLargest Populations: 644th in the regionMost Developed: 722nd in the region

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