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Largest Retail Industry: 552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 612thRudest Citizens: 647th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
To dare it is to do
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Coolibeer

Population8.608 billion

Currencydolar
Animalhiena

The Republic of Coolibeer is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.608 billion Coolibeerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Coolibeerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,687 trillion dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,157 dolars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,122,759 per year while the poor average 62,120, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Coolibeer recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is totally unknown. Coolibeer's national animal is the hiena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coolibeer is ranked 2,742nd in the world and 148th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 13,177.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 612thRudest Citizens: 647thMost Secular: 912thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,038thMost Efficient Economies: 1,207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,615thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,701stMost Cultured: 1,718thHighest Average Incomes: 1,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,156thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,713thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,756thSmartest Citizens: 2,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,262ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,649thMost Developed: 3,666thBest Weather: 4,246thMost Inclusive: 4,432ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,073rdHighest Economic Output: 5,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,578thLargest Governments: 5,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,916thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,670thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,549thLargest Black Market: 17,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,857th
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Largest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 151st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 172nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 194th in the regionBest Weather: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 241st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 271st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 297th in the regionLargest Governments: 301st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 359th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 386th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 670th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 773rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 779th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 808th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, Coolibeer recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, a third of Coolibeerians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.

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