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Most Secular: 5,998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,663rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,736th
The People's Republic of
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Strength through Freedom
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Minnow
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Copadanavia

Population393 million

CurrencyCopa
AnimalNovisaur

The People's Republic of Copadanavia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 393 million Copadanavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Copadanavian economy, worth 29.5 trillion Copas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,046 Copas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Copadanavia's national animal is the Novisaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Copadanavia is ranked 27,353rd in the world and 382nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 5,998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,663rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,736thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,289thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,281stNicest Citizens: 12,270thMost Pacifist: 12,480thHighest Drug Use: 15,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,392nd
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Highest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 93rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 131st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 160th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 173rd in the regionNudest: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 209th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Copadanavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Copadanavia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

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