The Emirate of Coral Bay is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.362 billion Coral Bayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Coral Bayian economy, worth 473 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,662 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the death penalty has been reintroduced, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coral Bay's national animal is the Corals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Coral Bay is ranked 18,133^rd in the world and 1^st in Island Of Union for Most Pacifist, with 119.76 cheeks turned per day.