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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 35th
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Central government is for the weak.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Corporoat

Population6.947 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.947 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 397,513 adverts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,490,044 per year while the poor average 26,896, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

Public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Coffee Machine's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 8th in the world and 1st in TopCornion for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 88,507.72 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 35thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thMost Armed: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rdFattest Citizens: 100thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 129thMost Avoided: 179thLargest Gambling Industry: 185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thMost Rebellious Youth: 259thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 793rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 828thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,290thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,360thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,439thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,524thLargest Mining Sector: 1,802ndHighest Drug Use: 2,105thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,385thMost Inclusive: 2,724thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,411thMost Cultured: 4,810thHighest Economic Output: 5,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,083rdMost Devout: 9,132ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,715thMost Efficient Economies: 10,841stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,004thMost Stationary: 15,454thSmartest Citizens: 15,888thMost Pro-Market: 16,178thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,656thLargest Black Market: 16,981stMost Influential: 17,294thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,546thMost Politically Free: 17,593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,403rdMost Extreme: 21,035th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Coffee Machine's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.

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