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Largest Retail Industry: 9thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 30th
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Central government is for the weak.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Corporoat

Population7.917 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.917 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,345 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 422,559 adverts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,832,585 per year while the poor average 23,685, a ratio of 119 to 1.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 12,470th in the world and 4th in TopCornion for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,177.92 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 9thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 30thMost Armed: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46thFattest Citizens: 84thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 129thMost Avoided: 152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 196thMost Rebellious Youth: 198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 233rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 318thHighest Average Incomes: 639thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 765thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 790thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 827thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,280thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,286thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,351stLargest Mining Sector: 1,585thHighest Drug Use: 1,861stMost Inclusive: 2,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,327thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,349thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,388thMost Efficient Economies: 3,596thHighest Economic Output: 4,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,229thMost Cultured: 4,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,449thTop
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Most Devout: 12,019thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,781stMost Stationary: 14,353rdSmartest Citizens: 14,590thMost Pro-Market: 14,928thMost Politically Free: 15,808thMost Influential: 16,366thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,408thLargest Black Market: 17,319thMost Extreme: 17,492nd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, it is often said that only Coffee Machine could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Consumers are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.

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