by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 603rd
The People's Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
It's Pronounced Corse-ow Idiot
Queen Yuqi II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.05 billion

CapitalLavender Town
LeaderQueen Yuqi II
FaithState Atheism

AnimalRoyal Owl

The People's Kingdom of Corsoaua is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Yuqi II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.05 billion Corsens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lavender Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsen economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Teetans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 350,127 Teetans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,348,762 per year while the poor average 62,515, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, most towns have their Queen Yuqi II High School located on Queen Yuqi II Street, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Teetan charge on their phone bill, and Corsoaua has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corsoaua's national animal is the Royal Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Corsoaua is ranked 244,042nd in the world and 211th in New Western Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.44 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 603rdLargest Retail Industry: 674thMost Armed: 804thMost Efficient Economies: 926thFattest Citizens: 984thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,139thHighest Average Incomes: 1,256thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,324thMost Avoided: 1,403rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,463rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,563rdRudest Citizens: 1,826thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,428thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,439thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,565thLargest Black Market: 2,804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,588thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,030thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,518thMost Influential: 5,128thMost Secular: 6,392ndLargest Governments: 6,827thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,027thMost Cultured: 11,907thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,783rdHighest Economic Output: 17,162ndMost Pro-Market: 19,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,943rd
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the region

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