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The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Take it Easy
Dom Vaccario
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cowkaine

Population1.518 billion

CapitalPassto
LeaderDom Vaccario
FaithFaith of the Super Prime Gods

Currencycapim
Animalcow

The Republic of Cowkaine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dom Vaccario with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.518 billion Cowkainuzers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passto. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cowkainean economy, worth 166 trillion capims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,665 capims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, moonshine has made a resurgence, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cowkaine's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Super Prime Gods.

Cowkaine is ranked 18,343rd in the world and 146th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.36 Whatever.

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Most Developed: 12,900thHealthiest Citizens: 13,239thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,912thBest Weather: 15,003rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,737thMost Efficient Economies: 15,892ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,941stMost Secular: 19,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,008thLargest Governments: 20,026thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,035thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,143rdSmartest Citizens: 20,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,645thNicest Citizens: 22,676thMost Cultured: 22,738thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,048th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cowkaine, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowkaine, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowkaine, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowkaine, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowkaine, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Cowkaine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Cowkaine endorsed The Trading Card Nation of Dorab.
  • : Cowkaine was endorsed by The Trading Card Nation of Dorab.
  • : Cowkaine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Cowkaine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".

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