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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,894thMost Armed: 12,942ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,643rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cozaar

Population7.186 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animaldove

The Most Serene Republic of Cozaar is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.186 billion Cozaarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cozaarian economy, worth 912 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,947 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cozaar's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cozaar is ranked 106,890th in the world and 1,396th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 389.91459767672 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,894thMost Armed: 12,942ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,643rdMost Developed: 18,919thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,938thLowest Crime Rates: 24,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,808thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,945thBest Weather: 29,548th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 502nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 836th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,014th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,023rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Cozaar's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Cozaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Cozaar, beggars lack pockets for spare change.

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