Population | 5.606 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Armed Republic of CR51 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.606 billion CR51ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.
The frighteningly efficient CR51ian economy, worth 901 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,868 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,509 per year while the poor average 41,528, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.
Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the police insist that racism does not exist, and advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CR51's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
CR51 is ranked 119,853rd in the world and 2,135th in Two for Most Stationary, with 298.72739909212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in CR51, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, the police insist that racism does not exist.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, the Great CR51ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Two.
- : Following new legislation in CR51, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.