|Capital||Craams Squirrel District|
The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.096 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 108 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 98,662 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Squirrels are considered a delicacy, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Craams Mal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Craams Mal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Craams Mal endorsed The Federation of Frahnkzaden.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, squirrels are considered a delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
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