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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 2,386thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,163rd
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Craams Mal

Population1.096 billion

CapitalCraams Squirrel District
LeaderBob Yolo


The Colony of Craams Mal is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob Yolo with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.096 billion Craams Malians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craams Squirrel District. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Craams Malian economy, worth 108 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 98,662 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squirrels are considered a delicacy, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Craams Mal's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nada.

Craams Mal is ranked 7,210th in the world and 365th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.71 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thTop
Most Influential: 2,386thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,163rdMost Inclusive: 5,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,603rdMost Pacifist: 6,759thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,210thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,860thNicest Citizens: 9,338thMost Secular: 9,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,664thBest Weather: 9,667thTop
Most Developed: 11,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,487thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,031stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,606thSafest: 16,165thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,156thMost Efficient Economies: 18,692ndSmartest Citizens: 18,805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,096thHealthiest Citizens: 20,418th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 240th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionMost Pacifist: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 476th in the regionNicest Citizens: 506th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 511th in the regionMost Secular: 512th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 631st in the regionMost Developed: 646th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 653rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 696th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 707th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 726th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 758th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 762nd in the regionMost Influential: 765th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 772nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 830th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 872nd in the regionSafest: 876th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 882nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 939th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 958th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,001st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Craams Mal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Craams Mal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Craams Mal endorsed The Federation of Frahnkzaden.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, squirrels are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Craams Mal, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 171 » Empy, Xagill, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Yokciq Empire, Nistriabar, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Varola, Woodsend, Valentine Z, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Malta Comino Gozo, Unshleepd, Zumlandia, Loli County, Great Bights Mum, Interdimensional Zone, Hamerica, SORT, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, North Bratislava, Shibutani, Newpromisedland, Praeceps, The Windmilluminati, New Octicarg, Fendlium, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Pallaith, The Endless Eventide, Ravendi, Sundred, Koda-Land, Votak Matim, Orado, Valhalla123, Irishvan, Siwale, Napnomadia, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Seenvorland, and 121 others.The Tampa Bay Rays, Noahs Second Country, Westinor, Pazair, Loutsland, Abject Ludicrosity, Sea Ghost, The Stratosphere Islands, Wineclaw, Antiyard, Dabarastan, Wisconsota, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Hyphen, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Sunto, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, Crader, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Daiz, Castle Federation, Selfgradatude, Serendipita Martia, Palgo, Maott, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Kranostav, Fizban, Ver Testua, Xatin, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Empire of the Federation, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Old Republic of Greece, Glurponia, Avastate, PotatoFarmers, PortvgaI, FROST33, Frostcell, Wilkshire, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Clan Spaniel, Saperisole, Timothea, Hopsin, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Prydania, Freyford, Libertania Democratica, Immenium, The Calabash Protectorate, TyGerria, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Borsukia, Elbiria, Yalgora, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Seanat, Cowbridge, Fevens, Kulgatha, El Emayo, Brucklania, Arbor Marshes, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Damsmel, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, The New Cordian Empire, Xyrron, Madjack, Eschatosia, Ihsan, Kragsgale, Xipher, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Buckhem, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, United Kahndaq, Ultra777, WeKnow, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Maclare, Moubarakistan, Innocentic, Pleroma Sans Romans, U S Eh, Godwanna, and Frahnkzaden.

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