by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 7,662nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,130th Most Devout: 16,708th
The Nomadic Community of
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Population1.921 billion

Capitala large mobile rock
LeaderHigh Brachyura
FaithLarge Rockism


The Nomadic Community of Crabbiness is a massive, genial nation, ruled by High Brachyura with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.921 billion Crabbies enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a large mobile rock. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Crabbinessian economy, worth 31.1 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 16,183 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crabbiness has designated a large mobile rock as its capital city, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, High Brachyura has just been declared ruler of Crabbiness in an international press conference, and Large Rockism has been named as Crabbiness's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crabbiness's national animal is the Crab and its national religion is Large Rockism.

Crabbiness is ranked 134,567th in the world and 1,747th in Yuno for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Income Equality: 7,662ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,130thMost Devout: 16,708th
Most Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionSafest: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 169th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186th in the region

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