Population | 19.583 billion |
Capital | Andlandia |
Leader | Soda Popinski |
Faith | Blasphemy |
Currency | Crap |
Animal | Baby Harp Seal |
The Dominion of Craptastica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Soda Popinski with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 19.583 billion Craptasticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andlandia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Craptastican economy, worth a remarkable 5,413 trillion Craps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 276,431 Craps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, when you fly on Air Craptastica you win a seat or you die, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Andlandia Natural History Museum. Crime is totally unknown. Craptastica's national animal is the Baby Harp Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blasphemy.
Craptastica is ranked 4,858th in the world and 15th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 3,278.70623496 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Craptastica was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Craptastica was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Craptastica, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Andlandia Natural History Museum.
- : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Craptastica, when you fly on Air Craptastica you win a seat or you die.
- : Craptastica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Devil Heart, Parkplace, Cowland5, Stormaen, Almonaster Nuevo, SetiCrunchers, New Vinland, Cliyf Drines, Newfoundland and Gaspesie, and Grananthaia.