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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,439thMost Inclusive: 1,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,607th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
This is why we can't have nice things!
Soda Popinski
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Craptastica

Population19.583 billion

CapitalAndlandia
LeaderSoda Popinski
FaithBlasphemy

CurrencyCrap
AnimalBaby Harp Seal

The Dominion of Craptastica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Soda Popinski with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 19.583 billion Craptasticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andlandia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Craptastican economy, worth a remarkable 5,413 trillion Craps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 276,431 Craps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, when you fly on Air Craptastica you win a seat or you die, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Andlandia Natural History Museum. Crime is totally unknown. Craptastica's national animal is the Baby Harp Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blasphemy.

Craptastica is ranked 4,858th in the world and 15th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 3,278.70623496 days.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,439thMost Inclusive: 1,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,607thHighest Food Quality: 1,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,859thSmartest Citizens: 2,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,267thMost Cultured: 2,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,534thBest Weather: 2,660thMost Developed: 2,676thLargest Governments: 2,886thRudest Citizens: 2,900thHighest Economic Output: 2,909thTop
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Most Influential: 2,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,994thMost Efficient Economies: 3,095thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,516thHighest Average Incomes: 3,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,781stMost Stationary: 4,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,005thHealthiest Citizens: 7,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,659thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,831stLowest Crime Rates: 12,273rdMost Patriotic: 12,880thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,377thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,341stMost Secular: 16,012thLargest Populations: 17,071stLargest Retail Industry: 19,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,970thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,508th
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Craptastica was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Craptastica was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Andlandia Natural History Museum.
  • : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Craptastica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Craptastica, when you fly on Air Craptastica you win a seat or you die.
  • : Craptastica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".

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