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Most Beautiful Environments: 7thBest Weather: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th
The Armed Republic of
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Vote monkey, get monkey
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Crazed monkies

Population34.622 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.622 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,916 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,058 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bingo from the Banana Splits has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 857th in the world and 20th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.12 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 7thBest Weather: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36thMost Secular: 44thSmartest Citizens: 48thMost Developed: 57thLongest Average Lifespans: 70thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdMost Advanced Public Education: 157thHighest Poor Incomes: 173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221stHighest Economic Output: 233rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 406thMost Stationary: 441stRudest Citizens: 488thMost Inclusive: 601stLargest Black Market: 638thLargest Governments: 649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 666thHighest Average Tax Rates: 857thHighest Average Incomes: 951stLargest Populations: 991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,073rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,259thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,442ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,380thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,494thSafest: 3,588thLowest Crime Rates: 3,635thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,252ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,367thMost Influential: 11,737thMost Income Equality: 12,304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,910th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionSafest: 117th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 235th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th in the regionMost Income Equality: 549th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 635th in the regionNudest: 670th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, Bingo from the Banana Splits has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Damn dirty apes each year.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the Crazed monkiesian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.

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