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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 306thLargest Black Market: 1,289thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,715th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
Rare

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Crazy girl

Population36.251 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Currencyhammer
Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.251 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 144,911th in the world and 4,763rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Populations: 306thLargest Black Market: 1,289thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,915thLargest Mining Sector: 3,460thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,070thHighest Economic Output: 4,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,523rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,213thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,949thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,531stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,059th
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionMost Influential: 423rd in the regionMost Cultured: 437th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionMost Secular: 489th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
  • : Crazy girl was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Mother Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.

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