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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 298thLargest Black Market: 1,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,035th
The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of
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Crazy girl

Population38.884 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.884 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,013 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 4,577th in the world and 273rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 12,883.07 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Populations: 298thLargest Black Market: 1,694thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,661stLargest Mining Sector: 4,577thHighest Economic Output: 4,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,164thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,538thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,727thMost Influential: 21,147thMost Cultured: 22,082nd
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 231st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 262nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 273rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 371st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 412th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 645th in the regionMost Stationary: 651st in the regionNudest: 680th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 690th in the region

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