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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,531stMost Influential: 2,078thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,450th
The Tempestuous Principality of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Chase the wave, ride the Ankylosauras.
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Crazy Waters

Population11.06 billion

LeaderGrand Rider of the Ankylosauras


The Tempestuous Principality of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.06 billion Crazy Watersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,197 trillion Teddies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,317 Teddies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and future leaders of Crazy Waters regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.

Crazy Waters is ranked 60,009th in the world and 1,018th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,580.14 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,531stMost Influential: 2,078thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,450thBest Weather: 3,063rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,557thHealthiest Citizens: 6,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,754thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,269thNicest Citizens: 7,390thSafest: 8,044thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,192ndMost Pacifist: 9,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,941stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,449thMost Inclusive: 10,639thMost Cultured: 11,794thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,836thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,915thHighest Economic Output: 15,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,910thMost Income Equality: 23,184th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionNicest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 172nd in the regionSafest: 185th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 228th in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Pacifist: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 270th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 281st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 408th in the regionMost Stationary: 422nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 551st in the region

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