The Psychedelic Rock Trio of Cream is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Bruce with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.363 billion Creamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Creamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,766 trillion Strange Brews a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 266,768 Strange Brews, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 824,969 per year while the poor average 66,507, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Creamian, the statue in the Pasteur Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cream's national animal is the Psychedelic Trio, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Cream is ranked 293,440^th in the world and 809^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.74 law-abiding acts per hour.