The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.2 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,189 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,457 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, Creeptopian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 9,337^th in the world and 188^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,676.66 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.