The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.772 billion Creeptopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,710 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,156 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, Creeptopian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 33,189^th in the world and 288^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.89 law-abiding acts per hour.