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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,178thLargest Populations: 9,910thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,212th
The State of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Dare Start Again
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cremona

Population23.851 billion

CapitalCapital Heights

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Cremona is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.851 billion Cremonans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Cremonan economy, worth 705 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 29,599 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 129,426 per year while the poor average 4,270, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Cremona's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Cremona has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cremona's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cremona is ranked 46,672nd in the world and 7th in Kingston for Most Stationary, with 938.31813558712 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,178thLargest Populations: 9,910thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,123rdHighest Crime Rates: 26,257thMost Politically Free: 27,081stMost Pro-Market: 28,145thMost Rebellious Youth: 28,772nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Cremona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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