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Largest Gambling Industry: 291stLargest Black Market: 473rdHighest Average Incomes: 554th
The Continental Fortress of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
No man should be more proud of anything than his home.
Commander Jack London
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Crimson Patriots

Population9.424 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderCommander Jack London
FaithPatriotic Glory

CurrencyBlood Dollar
AnimalDoggo

The Continental Fortress of Crimson Patriots is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Jack London with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.424 billion Crimson Patriots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 4,110 trillion Blood Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 436,215 Blood Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only places to see Doggoes now are at local zoos, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crimson Patriots's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotic Glory.

Crimson Patriots is ranked 239,685th in the world and 8,301st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8.7 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 291stLargest Black Market: 473rdHighest Average Incomes: 554thMost Armed: 583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 588thLargest Retail Industry: 701stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 744thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 866thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,019thMost Efficient Economies: 1,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,129thHighest Crime Rates: 1,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,464thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,566thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,608thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,814thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,943rdTop
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Most Avoided: 2,528thMost Cultured: 2,529thFattest Citizens: 2,770thHighest Economic Output: 2,834thRudest Citizens: 2,852ndLargest Governments: 3,263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,838thSmartest Citizens: 4,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,727thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,776thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,903rdMost Developed: 6,411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,649thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,292ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,237thMost Stationary: 10,546thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,580thLargest Mining Sector: 11,677thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,474thMost Secular: 13,345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,437thMost Influential: 15,606th
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 218th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 274th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 274th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 455th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 460th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 617th in the regionMost Influential: 768th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 829th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the only places to see Doggoes now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, Crimson Patriots is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the military has gone fission for more funding.

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