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Largest Gambling Industry: 312thLargest Black Market: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 567th
The Continental Fortress of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
No man should be more proud of anything than his home.
Commander Jack London
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Crimson Patriots

Population8.148 billion

CapitalNew London
LeaderCommander Jack London
FaithPatriotic Glory

CurrencyBlood Dollar
AnimalDoggo

The Continental Fortress of Crimson Patriots is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commander Jack London with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.148 billion Crimson Patriots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 3,479 trillion Blood Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 427,050 Blood Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New London make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crimson Patriots's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotic Glory.

Crimson Patriots is ranked 78,995th in the world and 2,737th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 40.47 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 312thLargest Black Market: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 567thMost Armed: 576thLargest Retail Industry: 694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 702ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 768thMost Subsidized Industry: 884thLargest Information Technology Sector: 913thMost Efficient Economies: 1,048thHighest Crime Rates: 1,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,530thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,578thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,661stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,923rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,324thMost Cultured: 2,408thMost Avoided: 2,468thFattest Citizens: 2,481stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,124thLargest Governments: 3,144thHighest Economic Output: 3,362ndSmartest Citizens: 4,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,796thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,849thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,540thMost Developed: 7,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,221stTop
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Most Stationary: 11,308thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,804thLargest Mining Sector: 11,936thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,429thMost Secular: 13,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,036thMost Influential: 16,561st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 266th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 360th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 399th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 449th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New London make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Crimson Patriots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, guns don't kill people — heroes do.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • : Following new legislation in Crimson Patriots, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Crimson Patriots was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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