by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 788thMost Influential: 1,027th
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Cro Magnon

Population15.731 billion

CapitalThe Fire Pit
Leadera council of Dons

Currencyshiny stone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.731 billion Cro Mags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,710 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Woolly Mammoth Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 174,874th in the world and 4,120th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 788thMost Influential: 1,027thHighest Crime Rates: 1,107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,908thHighest Drug Use: 1,924thFattest Citizens: 2,150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,421stTop
Most Armed: 2,853rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,478thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,900thMost Avoided: 4,126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,270thLargest Retail Industry: 6,692ndRudest Citizens: 7,566thTop
Nudest: 12,648thLargest Mining Sector: 13,533rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,132ndLargest Populations: 15,044thHighest Economic Output: 15,799thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,884thLargest Black Market: 19,173rdMost Politically Free: 19,743rd
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 61st in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 160th in the regionMost Politically Free: 163rd in the regionNudest: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 210th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionLargest Black Market: 237th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Stationary: 537th in the region

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