by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 558thMost Influential: 876th
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Cro Magnon

Population14.475 billion

CapitalThe Fire Pit
Leadera council of Dons

Currencyshiny stone
AnimalWoolly Mammoth

The Devastation of Cro Magnon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a council of Dons with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.475 billion Cro Mags live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fire Pit. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Cro Magnon economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion shiny stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 84,598 shiny stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Woolly Mammoth Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Magnon's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkesianism.

Cro Magnon is ranked 6,613th in the world and 185th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 125.23 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 558thMost Influential: 876thHighest Crime Rates: 1,019thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,655thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,819thHighest Drug Use: 1,953rdFattest Citizens: 2,021stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,168thTop
Most Armed: 2,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,675thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,085thMost Avoided: 3,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,948thRudest Citizens: 6,613thLargest Retail Industry: 6,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,245thLargest Mining Sector: 10,562ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,697thLargest Populations: 15,333rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,414thMost Politically Free: 16,583rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionMost Avoided: 70th in the regionMost Politically Free: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 171st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 185th in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionNudest: 200th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 318th in the region

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