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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,410thMost Secular: 6,534thLargest Black Market: 7,433rd
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Crosseye Jack

Population11.773 billion


The Rogue Nation of Crosseye Jack is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.773 billion Crosseye Jackians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crosseye Jackian economy, worth 913 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,603 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crosseye Jack's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crosseye Jack is ranked 234,500th in the world and 4th in Warzone Brasilistan for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,410thMost Secular: 6,534thLargest Black Market: 7,433rdMost Armed: 7,976thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,721stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,142ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,078thHighest Economic Output: 20,464thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,177th

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