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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,886th
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Crowacia

Population2.903 billion

CapitalYfeldes
LeaderBirdie Sanders
FaithNeoasatru

Currencysouldust
Animalspecimen

The Infernal Ornithocracy of Crowacia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Birdie Sanders with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and feral children. The compassionate population of 2.903 billion occult birdfolk and terrified humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yfeldes. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crowfolk economy, worth 219 trillion souldusts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 75,641 souldusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, contestants on Crowacia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, no one born in Crowacia can fix a leaky faucet, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crowacia's national animal is the specimen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoasatru.

Crowacia is ranked 197,658th in the world and 379th in Forest for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,279thMost Influential: 6,551stBest Weather: 6,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,965thMost Cultured: 8,301stTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,228thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,724thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,427thHealthiest Citizens: 14,991stMost Secular: 16,177thLargest Governments: 16,566thNicest Citizens: 18,044thSmartest Citizens: 18,172ndMost Pacifist: 19,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,070th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crowacia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, no one born in Crowacia can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, contestants on Crowacia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, diminutive Crowfolk generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.

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