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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,983rd
The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
420 black birds getting baked in the pie of equity
Birdie Sanders
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Squire
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Civil Rights
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Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Crowacia

Population4.553 billion

CapitalYfeldes
LeaderBirdie Sanders
FaithNeoasatru - popular but unofficial

Currencysouldust
Animalthing in the corner of your eye

The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of Crowacia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Birdie Sanders with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.553 billion occult birdfolk and terrified humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yfeldes. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crowfolk economy, worth 425 trillion souldusts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,387 souldusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crowacia's national animal is the thing in the corner of your eye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoasatru - popular but unofficial.

Crowacia is ranked 4,541st in the world and 99th in Forest for Best Weather, with 321 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,485thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,664thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,856thMost Influential: 3,873rdBest Weather: 4,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,185thMost Cultured: 5,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,496thHealthiest Citizens: 9,458thMost Inclusive: 10,975thMost Secular: 11,102ndSmartest Citizens: 11,228thLargest Governments: 11,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,764thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,681stNicest Citizens: 13,075thMost Pacifist: 13,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,669thMost Developed: 15,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,855thMost Income Equality: 16,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,865thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,645th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Crowacia was endorsed by The Planetary Alliance of Jutsa.
  • : Crowacia endorsed The Republic of New Ladavia.
  • : Crowacia endorsed The Kiwi Bird Forest of Ordealius.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Yfeldes to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowacia, all occult birdfolk and terrified humans live like kings.

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