by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,309thMost Influential: 17,176th
The Chipmunk Caliphate of
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Population1.423 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.423 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 48.5 trillion presents a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,094 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Crowheimians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wreathen for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 2,835th in the world and 79th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 269.2 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,309thTop
Most Influential: 17,176thMost Pacifist: 19,621stMost Rebellious Youth: 19,781stSafest: 22,887thNicest Citizens: 24,043rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 395th in the regionNicest Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 473rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 493rd in the regionSafest: 514th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 535th in the regionBest Weather: 697th in the region

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