by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,316thRudest Citizens: 1,483rd
The Armed State of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Pacifism is never a option
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Political Freedom

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Population2.494 billion

LeaderPresident Harald II

CurrencyCrowtanian Mark
AnimalHigh Alps Crow

The Armed State of Crowtania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Harald II with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.494 billion Crowtanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longevo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crowtanian economy, worth 490 trillion Crowtanian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 196,564 Crowtanian Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Crowtanian as 'your finger, you fool', and President Harald II's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crowtania's national animal is the High Alps Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jingoism.

Crowtania is ranked 86,614th in the world and 3,420th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,316thRudest Citizens: 1,483rdMost Armed: 1,774thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,827thLargest Retail Industry: 1,995thTop
Most Influential: 3,271stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,512thHighest Crime Rates: 4,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,805thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,734thHighest Average Incomes: 7,039thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,642ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,043rdSmartest Citizens: 12,146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,179thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,293rdLargest Black Market: 12,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,842ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,399thMost Cultured: 15,779thMost Developed: 15,908thMost Inclusive: 15,968thHighest Drug Use: 16,320thMost Secular: 17,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,036thLargest Governments: 21,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,683rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionMost Armed: 62nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 106th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 200th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 247th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 345th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 400th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 537th in the regionLargest Black Market: 573rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 615th in the regionNudest: 639th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 667th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 669th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 707th in the regionMost Cultured: 805th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 874th in the regionMost Secular: 896th in the regionMost Developed: 901st in the regionMost Inclusive: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, President Harald II's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Crowtania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Crowtanian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Crowtania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Crowtania was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Crowtania was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 170 » Slyakanya, Ethnon, Republica Guilleana, Valentine Z, Yaorozu, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Andexia, Guer Aike, Orado, Xentherida, Hamerica, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Sachi, Dreadton, Corfad, Ravendi, Zzozona, Star Kingdom, Former English Colony, Pytong, Venicea, Ellbonnia, North Bratislava, Sikol, Hardscrabble, Siwale, Bharathvarsh, Crusadam, Wisconsota, Territorio di Nessuno, Interdimensional Zone, New Celoveniortan, New Lakemba, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Kazoo Basin, 1 very fast endotarter, Strongwill, The Tampa Bay Rays, Yokciq Empire, Bankowiata, Climeria, Svenskskit, Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Omnistria, and 120 others.Votak Matim, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Sunto, Testnation223, Xipher, Wilkshire, Colfes, Notyoutopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Kragsgale, Sundred, Daiz, Loungdako, Cretox State, Kranostav, Shadowrik, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Moubarakistan, His Enduring Majesty, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Selfgradatude, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, KhalChicken, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Otakus and Weebs, East Akra, Glurponia, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Madjack, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Pallaith, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Valgarda, Kromi, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Svenskan, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Dangine, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Rising Sakura, Shotokonia, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Simone Republic, Free Salvation, The Republic of Free Peoples, Ice and Tinian, Xagill, Blyskalia, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Xyrron, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Viridiann, Cajland, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Tsandonown, The Calabash Protectorate, Britle, Planes, Seanat, Atlunartemis, Ootasa, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Neavira, Novremia, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Apollo Park, The Mazur Empire, Joodey, Sopernia, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Kinitopia, British-Australia, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Sahriastan, and Capablanca.

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