The Imperial Guardian of Cruizore is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.249 billion Cruizoreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Cruizorean economy, worth 129 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 24,678 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruizore's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cruizore is ranked 87,820^th in the world and 2,232^nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.49 law-abiding acts per hour.