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Most Avoided: 4,282ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,228th
The Cinema of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Abnormal people getting abnormal rights
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Crupt Quela

Population2.376 billion

FaithFunposting

Currencycoupons and metal
Animalscary dog

The Cinema of Crupt Quela is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.376 billion doggoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crupt Quelan economy, worth 391 trillion coupons and metals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,840 coupons and metals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,174 per year while the poor average 32,439, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

The love has gone in Crupt Quela, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crupt Quela's national animal is the scary dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Funposting.

Crupt Quela is ranked 182,777th in the world and 10th in Crigglin Haneke Cringeland for Safest, scoring 17.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Avoided: 4,282ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,228thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,161stLargest Black Market: 9,591stMost Devout: 9,826thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,899thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,407thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,411thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,724thLargest Retail Industry: 13,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,028thMost Developed: 16,576thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,388thMost Efficient Economies: 17,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,236thSmartest Citizens: 19,696thLargest Governments: 19,705th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, the love has gone in Crupt Quela.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Crupt Quela.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Crupt Quela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Crupt Quela, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.

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