The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.427 billion Crusadamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crusadamian economy, worth 165 trillion Omniverse Bombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,298 Omniverse Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and garden flower shows rarely smell of roses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Omniverse Bomber, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No offical-Majority Orthodox Catholic.

Crusadam is ranked 76,365^th in the world and 2,900^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 155,194 Standard Monetary Units.