The Horrible Experience of Crushing Our Balls is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning human population. The democratic population of 22.472 billion Crushing Our Ballsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Crushing Our Ballsian economy, worth 499 trillion guns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,225 guns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Crushing Our Balls's national animal is the human.

Crushing Our Balls is ranked 30,848^th in the world and 752^nd in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.04 percentage of bribes refused.