by Max Barry

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Crushing Our Enemies was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 310
Largest Insurance Industry: 855thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,161stHighest Economic Output: 1,466th
The Constant Pressing Lure of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Death to you all!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crushing Our Enemies

Population32.084 billion

Capitalunspeakable terror
Leaderan iron-fisted man
Faithstrictly adhered to


The Constant Pressing Lure of Crushing Our Enemies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an iron-fisted man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.084 billion Enemies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of unspeakable terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Enemy economy, worth a remarkable 5,983 trillion guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,485 guns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,206 per year while the poor average 13,220, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the humans to repay their debt to society, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crushing Our Enemies's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is strictly adhered to.

Crushing Our Enemies is ranked 1,511th in the world and 13th in The Black Hawks for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.15 million Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Insurance Industry: 855thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,161stHighest Economic Output: 1,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,511thLargest Mining Sector: 1,812thLargest Populations: 1,899thTop
Most Avoided: 3,010thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,382ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,023rdSafest: 4,284thMost Conservative: 5,038thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,640thMost Stationary: 6,397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,711thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,864thHighest Average Incomes: 8,129thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,808thMost Influential: 9,286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,474thMost Secular: 10,597thLowest Crime Rates: 11,275thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,143rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,010thLargest Retail Industry: 17,238thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,267thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,443rdLargest Governments: 17,744thMost Authoritarian: 18,473rdMost Primitive: 19,882ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,730thMost Extreme: 21,126th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the region

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