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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,284thMost Influential: 1,485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,802nd
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Cryland

Population3.074 billion

CapitalDisappointment City
LeaderQueen Sadness
FaithSadness

CurrencyTears
AnimalBlobfish

The Oppressed Peoples of Cryland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Sadness with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.074 billion Crylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disappointment City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crylandian economy, worth 370 trillion Tears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,632 Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown. Cryland's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sadness.

Cryland is ranked 54,139th in the world and 1,324th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 66.56 Insults Per Minute.

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Best Weather: 2,473rdMost Inclusive: 2,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,597thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,857thMost Pacifist: 3,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,296thHealthiest Citizens: 6,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,456thMost Cultured: 7,370thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,640thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,178thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,564thMost Developed: 10,710thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,247thMost Devout: 12,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,203rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,967thSafest: 16,540thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,766thHighest Drug Use: 18,141stLargest Governments: 19,756thMost Politically Free: 20,198thLowest Crime Rates: 20,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,306th
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Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 173rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 177th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 190th in the regionMost Politically Free: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 216th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Devout: 234th in the regionNudest: 247th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 283rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 329th in the regionLargest Governments: 401st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 437th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 448th in the regionMost Stationary: 481st in the regionSafest: 489th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 490th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 581st in the region

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