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Most Armed: 3,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,131stMost Influential: 3,874th
The Custodianship of
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By the Empress' Will, of the Aeder's Command
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Cryptarin

Population11.569 billion

CapitalSa'ko'in
LeaderMatron-Empress Cell'in Hyidivi
FaithLifescript

CurrencyKryptmark
AnimalGae'Schtr'ou

The Custodianship of Cryptarin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Matron-Empress Cell'in Hyidivi with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.569 billion Cryptarii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sa'ko'in. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cryptarii economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Kryptmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,416 Kryptmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryptarin's national animal is the Gae'Schtr'ou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lifescript.

Cryptarin is ranked 122,729th in the world and 16th in Hartfelden for Most Stationary, with 284.78667190308 days.

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Most Armed: 3,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,131stMost Influential: 3,874thLowest Crime Rates: 6,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,572ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,369thLargest Governments: 8,375thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,461stMost Developed: 8,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,093rdMost Patriotic: 9,291stBest Weather: 9,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,645thHighest Economic Output: 11,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,044thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,091stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,108thMost Cultured: 12,381stMost Efficient Economies: 12,384thSmartest Citizens: 12,799thMost Devout: 13,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,761stHighest Average Incomes: 14,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,535thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,467thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,366thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,214thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,864th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cryptarin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptarin, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptarin, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Cryptarin lodged a message on the Hartfelden Regional Message Board.
  • : Cryptarin lodged a message on the Hartfelden Regional Message Board.
  • : Cryptarin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Cryptarin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptarin, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptarin, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryptarin, foreign leaders are advising that Matron-Empress Cell'in Hyidivi's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Vaeruio, Indo States, and Oster-Bayern.

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