The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.464 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 671 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,908 Times, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the new hit series "Crystal Creation's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 25,557^th in the world and 501^st in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 614.38889151308 Days.