The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.904 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 710 trillion Times a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,332 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 19,106^th in the world and 679^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 58.65 Atheism Rate.