The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adonas crystal with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.164 billion Crystal Creationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 283 trillion Creates a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,591 Creates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 87,046^th in the world and 3,374^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 56.72 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.