The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.183 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth 868 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 120,961 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Crystal Creationian of New Yorks's kindness, Crystal Creation's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 18,542^nd in the world and 634^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 64.25 Atheism Rate.