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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478th Most Influential: 853rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,550th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
In memory of Lyansar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crystalline Beekeepers United

Population10.807 billion

LeaderDon Wory

CurrencyHoney Jar
AnimalQueen Bee

The Queendom of Crystalline Beekeepers United is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Don Wory with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.807 billion Crystalline Beekeepers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HComb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The thriving Crystalline Beekeeper economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Honey Jars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,165 Honey Jars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Don Wory's wardrobe, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and the Crystalline Beekeeper delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystalline Beekeepers United's national animal is the Queen Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Crystalline Beekeepers United is ranked 129,876th in the world and 6,937th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 14.13 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478thMost Influential: 853rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,550thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,443rdMost Stationary: 6,465thBest Weather: 7,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,888thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,756thLargest Black Market: 8,964thMost Secular: 9,318thHighest Economic Output: 9,406thHealthiest Citizens: 9,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,907thSmartest Citizens: 10,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,747thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,030thSafest: 14,220thMost Average: 14,903rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,510thHighest Average Incomes: 16,596thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,626th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 149th in the regionLargest Black Market: 239th in the regionMost Average: 272nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 296th in the regionMost Influential: 306th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 341st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 376th in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 422nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 487th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 536th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 552nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 583rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 605th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 607th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 644th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 648th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 694th in the regionSafest: 741st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 804th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 822nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 221 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Guslantis, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Avalon, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Siwale, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Amerian States, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Necromonia, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Yukti, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Panama Coalition, Ice and Tinian, Aroa, Unsophisticate, The Syca, Ainsworth, Bonjoura, Ozstan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Maott, and 171 others.Atain, Phoronu, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Viridiann, Govornia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, New Trisone, Lower Nubia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, Empy, United Draconia, SORT, Misuvelia, Hyperbanus, El Fiji Grande, Arstungry, Avemterra, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Kobagia, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Mercandia, The Serdey Islands, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Valhalla123, Niradans, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, United Asgardian States, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, Willifusland, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Amauri, Warsaw-Halicz, Babacar, Federation Terra Australis, Wunderstrafanstalt, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, Ninjak30, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Lunallian, Zumlandia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Plumas, Steraz, Torakuen, The South Falls, Kalimora Aire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Analomink, Pasargad, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zemnaya Svoboda, Revolutionary Sealand, Egalico, Solmetria, Saturns Edge, Ibiscaton, Plangainer, Jasminlandia, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Foreess, Haor Chall, Xandarnia, Astronomical, Saimatsu, Victoriaans Nederlands, Rkainjel, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Newam, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Elder Realms, Makersaulache, Constantinolia, Fayyayid, Astrind, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Orado, Xzavia-Hjar, Loutsland, Brettenia, British Pacific Islands, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Wisconsota, Debussy, Lindsaystan, Runeda, Penrith, Cuyan, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Juggernautilus, Kenatara, Tamgu, New Octicarg, Lanterkint, Moisus, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Nordic-British Union, Miruma, Warcaa, The Stratosphere Islands, Delmak, Orven, Faircliff, Ponantine, Racoda, Gondigams, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Loli County, Francois Isidore, Fizban, Neworva, Nothru Lerple, Wallachian People, Lendara, Altamonte, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Germanic Araya, Kranostav, Xagill, Pazair, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Bruhbronistan, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, United Anglo-America, Opstan, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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