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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9thLargest Black Market: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th
The Architeuthis Dux of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cthonian Wasteland

Population30.32 billion

CapitalNew Imboca
LeaderArmaitus Syn
FaithWorship of the Elder Gods

Currencyszlotak
AnimalPlush Cthulhu

The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 30.32 billion Cthonian Wastelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cthonian Wastelandian economy, worth an astonishing 24,922 trillion szlotaks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 821,973 szlotaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", skyscrapers get built in just days, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods.

Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 41st in the world and 11th in Wysteria for Highest Economic Output, with 24,922 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9thLargest Black Market: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Publishing Industry: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 35thHighest Economic Output: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72ndMost Cultured: 113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 127thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 145thMost Efficient Economies: 146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246thLargest Mining Sector: 263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 266thSmartest Citizens: 296thLargest Governments: 380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 588thFattest Citizens: 593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 620thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 678thLowest Crime Rates: 707thMost Devout: 800thRudest Citizens: 1,042ndMost Avoided: 1,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,736thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,903rdLargest Populations: 2,362ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,684thLargest Retail Industry: 2,715thSafest: 3,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,963rdMost Inclusive: 10,771stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 18,160thHighest Drug Use: 18,690thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,272nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Cthonian Wasteland.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.

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