by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 687thMost Influential: 1,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,520th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Nihil sine Scientia
Bastian I
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.497 billion

LeaderBastian I

AnimalHoney Badger

The Free Land of Cucutenium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bastian I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.497 billion Cucutenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toplita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cucuteniumian economy, worth 204 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 136,290 stones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,428 per year while the poor average 37,067, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Cucuteniumian Embarrassments, orange is the new black for judicial robes, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Cucuteniumian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Cucutenium's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cucutenium is ranked 25,189th in the world and 753rd in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.15 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 687thMost Influential: 1,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,520thTop
Rudest Citizens: 4,048thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,408thLargest Retail Industry: 7,006thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,394thMost Secular: 9,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,995thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,044thMost Developed: 12,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,864thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,169thHighest Average Incomes: 19,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,145thHighest Food Quality: 21,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,416thHealthiest Citizens: 25,189thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,655th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 295th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 302nd in the regionMost Secular: 305th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionMost Developed: 389th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 405th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 412th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 480th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 585th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 663rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 714th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 729th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 742nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 753rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 803rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 825th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 841st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 844th in the region

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