The Republic of Culonia Saudita is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pinco Pallo with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.948 billion Culonia Sauditans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Culonia Sauditan economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,346 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Culonia Sauditans, Pinco Pallo is quite hard to get a hold of, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culonia Saudita's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Culonia Saudita is ranked 3,439^th in the world and 16^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.27 law-abiding acts per hour.