by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 426thLargest Black Market: 611th
The Blessed Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
God is a Custadian.
Security Auditor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.484 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.484 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,187 trillion Teils a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 236,417 Teils, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 205,578th in the world and 7,489th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 426thLargest Black Market: 611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 664thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,239thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,412thMost Influential: 1,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,010thTop
Most Avoided: 2,374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,553rdLargest Governments: 2,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,751stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,167thHighest Economic Output: 3,931stHighest Average Incomes: 3,961stLowest Crime Rates: 5,305thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,394thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,239thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,987thMost Inclusive: 13,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,354thHealthiest Citizens: 16,786thLargest Populations: 17,446thMost Secular: 20,587th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Avoided: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 310th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 372nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 381st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 412th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 523rd in the regionLargest Populations: 535th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 556th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 625th in the regionMost Inclusive: 703rd in the region

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