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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 841st
The Holy Oceanic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Nam Gloria Verus Diis Oceanum
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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CuzICan

Population7.173 billion

CapitalNavis
LeaderIgnacio Guerrero IV
FaithOceanism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalBosun Bird

The Holy Oceanic Empire of CuzICan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ignacio Guerrero IV with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.173 billion CuzICanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navis. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient CuzICanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,586 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins, atheists on vacation find Oceanism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CuzICan's national animal is the Bosun Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Oceanism.

CuzICan is ranked 204,243rd in the world and 31st in Official European Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.92 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 841stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 861stLowest Crime Rates: 928thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,344thLargest Governments: 1,376thMost Devout: 1,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,798thMost Efficient Economies: 1,987thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,221stLargest Black Market: 2,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,423rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,671stLargest Mining Sector: 3,867thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,286thMost Developed: 4,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,295thMost Conservative: 6,350thSmartest Citizens: 7,039thHighest Economic Output: 7,063rdMost Authoritarian: 8,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,985thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,080thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,455th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CuzICan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : CuzICan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : CuzICan's influence in Official European Union rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : CuzICan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, atheists on vacation find Oceanism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins.
  • : CuzICan was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.

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