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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 884th
The Filipino Isolationist Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Ang lakas ay matatagpuan sa loob.
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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CuzICan

Population7.62 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderEduardo Osvaldo Hamid Santos
FaithTaoism

CurrencyPera
AnimalCarabao

The Filipino Isolationist Union of CuzICan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eduardo Osvaldo Hamid Santos with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.62 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient CuzICanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,218 trillion Peras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 291,128 Peras, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across CuzICan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CuzICan's national animal is the Carabao, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Taoism.

CuzICan is ranked 28,791st in the world and 3rd in New Rp for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,927.99 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 884thLowest Crime Rates: 932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,297thLargest Governments: 1,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,388thMost Devout: 1,401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,999thHighest Average Incomes: 2,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,194thLargest Black Market: 2,203rdTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,263rdMost Developed: 4,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,234thLargest Mining Sector: 4,395thSmartest Citizens: 6,624thHighest Economic Output: 6,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,795thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,567thMost Authoritarian: 12,909thMost Conservative: 15,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,873rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,535thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,351st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across CuzICan.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : CuzICan's influence in New Rp rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : CuzICan's influence in New Rp fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : CuzICan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : CuzICan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : CuzICan's influence in New Rp rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".

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