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Cyrenean

Population36.626 billion

CapitalCyreneai
LeaderPresident

CurrencyBeah
AnimalDog

The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.626 billion Cyreneanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,309 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 172,263 Beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Cyreneanian politicians, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 239,225th in the world and 1,609th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -87.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 16thMost Cheerful Citizens: 29thMost Influential: 34thBest Weather: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 80thHealthiest Citizens: 84thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92ndMost Cultured: 95thLongest Average Lifespans: 161stHighest Food Quality: 220thMost Beautiful Environments: 232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305thMost Stationary: 309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 325thSafest: 493rdMost Efficient Economies: 888thLargest Populations: 1,076thMost Developed: 1,303rdMost Devout: 1,330thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,444thHighest Economic Output: 1,471stSmartest Citizens: 1,581stMost Inclusive: 1,740thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,311thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,781stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,074thLowest Crime Rates: 9,790thHighest Average Incomes: 10,235thNudest: 11,858thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,100thLargest Governments: 19,459th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 105th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionNudest: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Effective Medications".
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nephara".
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Incanate of Hanrimac.
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Ascendancy of The Union Empire.
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Island of Wes Eloniostanisstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Cyreneanian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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