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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,395th
The Theocracy of
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Nikolai Zubkov
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Population6.009 billion

LeaderNikolai Zubkov

AnimalKomodo Dragon

The Theocracy of Cythus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nikolai Zubkov with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.009 billion Cythusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zi'Malazyr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cythusian economy, worth 606 trillion Rurs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,930 Rurs, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Zi'Malazyr to enjoy their national art, and the justice of Cythus is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cythus's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Blivoshism.

Cythus is ranked 204,374th in the world and 30th in Xusma Puppet Warehouse for Most Primitive, scoring -118.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,395thMost Avoided: 11,587thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,089thMost Devout: 16,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,880thLargest Black Market: 21,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,925thMost Developed: 22,966th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the region

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