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Rudest Citizens: 2,277thMost Influential: 2,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,534th
The Imperial Crown of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Today, the skies. Tomorrow, the stars!
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Czech Germania

Population3.131 billion

CapitalPrague
LeaderPremier Shapiro

CurrencyKoruna
AnimalHawk

The Imperial Crown of Czech Germania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Shapiro with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.131 billion Czechs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Czech economy, worth 445 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,245 Korunas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,577 per year while the poor average 23,432, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czech Germania's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Czech Germania is ranked 16,777th in the world and 45th in Thalassia for Most Developed, scoring 84.62 on the Human Development Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,277thMost Influential: 2,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,534thLargest Retail Industry: 4,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,706thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,892ndLargest Black Market: 9,281stMost Efficient Economies: 9,662ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,502ndFattest Citizens: 13,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,996thMost Avoided: 15,288thHighest Average Incomes: 15,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,080thMost Armed: 16,735thMost Developed: 16,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,899thMost Secular: 17,349thSmartest Citizens: 18,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,873rdMost Politically Free: 20,464th
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the region

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